10 December 2008

As a Taxpayer...

... it appears that I will soon be part-owner of the Big 3 auto companies. (Well, technically "even more part-owner," since I'm sure our IRA already includes some of their stock...)

With that in mind, I humbly submit the following requests:
  • Use of a company jet one weekend per quarter;
  • Promotional vehicle privileges, with vehicles rotated monthly;
  • A cap boasting the GM logo (since I'm not so big on Ford, and honestly, who'd be seen wearing a Chrysler cap?); and
  • Voting rights on any future bailout applications.
Does that work for you?

2 comments:

Ann said...

I've been thinking much the same about that today.

Jennifer Dunn said...

I can't believe this is happening. We have yet to see any evidence that earlier bailouts are working...but Congressmen keep throwing our money at failing industries.

But hey, if you get your requests, I'd like to hitch a ride with you!