On that "Universal Health Care" idea...

The government still thinks this (very alive) woman is dead. After multiple correspondences and proofs from her that elicited promises to fix the situation. And assurances that it had been fixed.

Do we really want these people controlling our health care?

So here's the kicker: "According to a government audit, Social Security had to resurrect more than 23,000 people from the dead in two years."

Well, there's a medical miracle, I must say; maybe we should put them in charge...